Here's what I did over the last few days.

Monday
Go beach at around 4PM, drink a bottle of
Jaques, not at all drunk. Play a few games of Melee (great fun) and head home. Arrive home and drink two Bulmers, very slightly tipsy.

Run out of drink, go to the off licence and buy Vodka and Coke.

Rather drunk, made some stupid phone calls, made some plans for Tuesday, fell asleep.

Tuesday
Wake up around 11AM, still pretty drunk and hop on MSN to confirm plans. Head out and get to the beach at around 2PM, buy more Vodka. Eat, drink, be merry at the beach for a while, went in the sea for a bit, which was nice.

Sit in the park, go sleep. Wake up, buy more vodka, come home.

Spend all night (literally) drinking the Vodka and watching movies. Sleep a few hours and wake up still a bit drunk again.

Great start to this week.